I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'm sobbing to NWA
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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