Pappa wants mamma naked
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
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