wat bout pragnant strippers??
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Randomize
