What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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