Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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