? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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