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(419): View more from Ohio

There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.

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(303): View more from Colorado

You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad

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(661): View more from California

Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now

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(201): View more from New Jersey

She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.

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(408): View more from California

I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?

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(716): View more from New York

When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?

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(727): View more from Florida

Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.

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