I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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