there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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