gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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