mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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