How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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