I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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