Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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