Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
