I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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