if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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