You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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