oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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