Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Alive.
So much puke
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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