Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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