Yo dont text me then not text me
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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