can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
