Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
operation harelip BJ is a go
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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