Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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