i just had sex bonerless
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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