Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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