if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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