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when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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