We won't sleep together?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
PS: I just woke up from my shower
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
