if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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