I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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