I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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