He kissed a someone with a penis
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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