he puts the penis in happiness.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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