i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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