return my video game
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
