Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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