oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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