I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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