why didn't you poke me back
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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