my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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