Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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