is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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