I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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