I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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