Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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