just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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