so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
They took my balls.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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