I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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