I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You need a sexual gate keeper
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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